You Are On The Fastest Available Route
You Are On The Fastest Available Route is the thrid part of the Local 58 lore.
Plot
It starts with the schedule stating that the Midnight Movie will start on 12:05 AM and the Paid Programming show will start on 1:55 AM. However, the Paid Programming text is erased and it starts a webcam video from the car. It starts out a typical drive from the city to the woods. However, when the driver stops, an unknown species startles the drive. The driver tries to escape, but instead crashes. We then hear a loud scream before the show stops.
Triva
- The footage begins on 1:57 AM, implying that it replaced the Paid Programming.