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The '''U.S. Department for the Preservation of American Dignity''' was an American government department that went defunct sometime in the 1970s. Its goal was to help preserve America's dignity by getting the citizens to commit suicide. | The '''U.S. Department for the Preservation of American Dignity''' was an American government department that went defunct sometime in the mid 1970s. Its goal was to help preserve America's dignity and memory by getting the citizens to commit suicide to avoid confrontation by a foreign enemy. | ||
[[Category:U.S. Departments]] | [[Category:U.S. Departments]] | ||
