User:CheeseFarts

2019-12-28T07:02:41Z

2605:A000:1209:C3B3:25C1:9928:8AE2:DDE: I wrote a special story, just for you.~

* Lay in a bathtub full of boiling semen and maggots while urinating in your mouth. Then put your head under the semen and let the maggots fill your nose, ears, anus and mouth. Swallow the maggots, and regurgitate them into a twelve year-old girl's mouth as she sleeps. As she begins to squirm and scream for help, begin tearing off her pajamas and underwear, while breaking her arms and legs to prevent escape. Start defecating on her stomach and smear your feces all over her torso. While she is crying, begin urinating under her eyelids, causing her to vomit. As she vomits, stick your tongue out into the stream. Knock her unconscious and take her to the boiling semen-filled bathtub and begin drowning her, pulling her up at the last minute. As she is in unbearable pain, suspend her upside-down from the ceiling, then take a kitchen knife and begin slicing off her nipples. Lick the blood and feces off of her torso and begin skinning her alive from the waist-down. As she is screaming, choke her with her own nipples and slit her throat. And as an act of good faith, kiss her on the head and return her body to her bedroom with a message carved into her stomach: '''''"God told me to do it."'''''

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2019-12-28T06:22:25Z

2605:A000:1209:C3B3:25C1:9928:8AE2:DDE: Created page with "In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laun..."

In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, '''"Whore! Slut! The sandwich that never knew bread!"''' Jimmy immediately regretted his decision as the doll glared at him and jumped off the window ledge. Jimmy ran outside faster than he thought possible and shut the front door behind him, leaving the doll trapped in the living room.

However, once he ran off of his porch, his clothing vanished and he was sucked ass-first into the sky at the speed of light. Once he reached space, his naked ass crashed through the floor in his living room. His ass was sticking out of the floor in his living room whilst the rest of his body was trapped underneath his house. He couldn't even move a single cheek!

Then, his vision somehow transported into his living room, and he became a mere perspective. It was as if he was looking at himself through a security camera. He saw the doll slowly approach his ass, put its head on his asshole, and then scream, '''"Your scourning parading, matched! No more truly will away!"''' Immediately afterwards, the doll let loose a high-pitched screech that sounded like the scream of a little girl. This act inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Jimmy's ass!

Now that you have read even a single word of this, the same glass antique doll will suck you up into space, crash your ass into the living room, and inflict extreme amounts of tickle upon your ass! To avoid this, post this whole post on 3 different websites, or there will be no truly will away for you!

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