You Are On The Fastest Available Route

2021-03-03T14:24:15Z

205.222.3.53: making a better example

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'''You Are On The Fastest Available Route''' is the first uploaded entry in the [[Local 58]] video series and takes place fourth in the overall timeline. The episode takes the form of dash cam footage that shows a night time driver being given increasingly strange instructions by their satellite navigation.

==Synopsis==
The episode begins with Local 58's early morning schedule, displaying a Midnight Movie at 12:05 AM and the Paid Programming slot at 1:55 AM. However, the Paid Programming text gets erased and someones dash cam footage begins at 1:57.

The video starts out as a long night time drive through a city where the driver has just received instructions from the drivers GPS on where to progress thanks to their satellite navigation. The navigation confirms that the journey will take over two hours to reach the destination and that its instructions are the fastest available route.

As the footage progresses, the navigation's instructions begin to turn bizarre, instructing the driver to drive down a quarry utility road, a service causeway and then eventually to make a U-turn to head down a road that has been sealed off. By this point, the driver had been travelling for well over four hours.

After proceeding down an unnamed road in the middle of a forest, the navigation instructs the driver to come to a stop and turn off their headlights in 300 ft. The driver sits in the darkness for some time. Then, suddenly monstrous roar can be heard. The driver quickly flashes his headlights, briefly illuminating a strange bipedal creature in the distance. The footage cuts to the driver trying to escape as the navigation system informs them that their destination is behind them and is coming closer and closer. As the thing roars again, the camera shows that the car has crashed before the video cuts off. The creature roars and the GPS says in some sort of crashed voice ( YoU hAVe arRiVed) and then you can here one last roar until the video cuts out and the credits role.

==Trivia==
* The dash cam footage that makes up the episode begins at 1:57 AM, implying that it replaced the Paid Programming slot.
* The crash and the camera being upside down signifies that the creature flipped the car over.
* The creature that stalks the driver can be briefly seen when they turn back on their headlights the first time it roars, standing directly ahead in the trees.
** There is a theory that this creature could be a creature that crash-landed from orbit.

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Skywatching

2021-03-02T18:49:25Z

205.222.3.53: A better example.

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'''Skywatching''' is the eighth uploaded entry in the Local 58 video series, and takes place third in the overall timeline. The episode takes the form of a late night broadcast that is hijacked by someone's own broadcast.

== Synopsis ==
The episode begins with Local 58's late night schedule, displaying that the next program will be a show called SKYWACTHING in blue with big words. The show then begins, but then quickly gets hijacked by a program claiming to be the previous show but this time its with someones home feed and less colorful it says SKYWACTHING in red with smaller words.

During the hijacked broadcast, the camera pans to the asterism named Orion's belt located in the constellation of Orion and The Pleiades inside the constellation of Taurus in the sky and displays their names accordingly. Then the cameraman points the camera to the moon reading the text "HIS THRONE." The camera operator then removes the lens on the camera and switches to another lens to show a close-up view of the moon.

Then, after that the camera zooms out of the moon and zooms back in with the brightness on high now. The surface of the moon looks kind of disgusting and looks like air is coming in to it. The lens is switched out again to give the viewers an even closer view of the moon, and once again to reveal that the lunar dust is being sucked into a crater. The lens is switched out once more to display an even closer view of the meteor, revealing a strange pattern in the middle of a crater, and an arrow pointing downward.

[[File:Screen Shot 2019-11-06 at 11.39.59 PM.png|thumb|277x277px|The meteor at the end of Skywatching.]]The crater fades out, and the camera zooms out to reveal that all the moon appears to be gone. The lens is switched on more time, and as soon it is, the moon suddenly reappears with a strange noise, this time much bigger and brighter in the sky with strange formations, while an off screen tornado siren sound, The camera operator visibly turns down the brightness on his camera to better display the meteor before pointing his finger at the moon and walking out in front of the camera and holding his hands up toward the meteor. The camera man somehow is disappearing until the screen pauses and the only one word is displayed: "REJOICE." After that the show the video feed cuts back to the original show with now only the credits roiling now until the SKYWACTHING video ends.

== Theories ==
There appears to be a skeletal structure on the dark side of the moon. Here are a few theories of what this could be/mean:
* The meteor was an “egg” and was hatching a skeletal being.
* The meteor could manipulate its surface and created a shape that resembles a human being kneeling or praying (demanding to be worshiped).
* The meteor had been taken over by aliens and was being used as a way to communicate/terrorize humanity.
* The meteor is an organic being- (The lunar dust being sucked into the crater)
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